A plethora of keys and questions
First off how many times do we women get the greatest job in the world of getting to open all the gates?? Said no woman EVER!!!
Secondly, we not only get this wonderful job, but then our husband hands us this crazy bunch of keys to open the padlock on the gate.
I mean, really?
Who in their right mind has this many keys??
And do we really own that many locks??
I handed these to Lainie the other day to open a gate. She watched in disbelief as I held up the keyring by a particular key and counted to the one we needed. She was fascinated that anyone could have so many keys - the ideas just started rolling...
Are these the keys to the kingdom?
Brent's secret bunker?
Brent's secret stash of beef jerky?
All his secret hunting spots?
The secret to the Universe?
A massive practical joke?
And the most important question of all... If he has these in his pocket, how does he hold up his pants?
"Smile, it is the key that fits the lock of everybody’s heart." ~ Anthony J. D’Angelo